In Germany there are a lot more Jones about the French army, which probably stem from how fast France was captured in ww2.

Selling a French army rifle. Good condition. Never used, only dropped once.

How many gears does a French tank have? One forward for the parade, 5 backwards for war.

Why does a French tank have rear view mirrors? So the can alsonsee the front.

Whats the first thing a French soldier learns? To capitulate in 10 languages.

How many man do you need to defend Paris? No one knows, no one ever tried.

And so one.