β² 238 βΌ Choose your pill (lemmy.world) submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by RomulusCornflakes@lemmy.world to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world 87 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[β] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago (1 child) Don't forget Buddha Linux... Which still pretty much just exists as a concept. Neither real nor not real. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] OwOarchist@pawb.social 4 points 5 months ago* (1 child) I should make a Schrodinger's Linux. Every command you enter has a 50% chance of being ignored, and the output of all commands is hidden and come with a 30s delay, so you never know whether the command was actually executed or not. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] notsle@kzoo.to 6 points 5 months ago @OwOarchist With bash. All things are possible. alias cat=schrodinger.sh #!/usr/bin/env bash set -euo pipefail if (( RANDOM % 2 )); then echo "meow" else command cat "$@" fi permalink fedilink source parent
[β] OwOarchist@pawb.social 4 points 5 months ago* (1 child) I should make a Schrodinger's Linux. Every command you enter has a 50% chance of being ignored, and the output of all commands is hidden and come with a 30s delay, so you never know whether the command was actually executed or not. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] notsle@kzoo.to 6 points 5 months ago @OwOarchist With bash. All things are possible. alias cat=schrodinger.sh #!/usr/bin/env bash set -euo pipefail if (( RANDOM % 2 )); then echo "meow" else command cat "$@" fi permalink fedilink source parent
[β] notsle@kzoo.to 6 points 5 months ago @OwOarchist With bash. All things are possible. alias cat=schrodinger.sh #!/usr/bin/env bash set -euo pipefail if (( RANDOM % 2 )); then echo "meow" else command cat "$@" fi permalink fedilink source parent
