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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 213 points 5 months ago (2 children) Okay but have we tried this? Can we? Please? permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Katana314@lemmy.world 51 points 5 months ago (3 children) Fallout S1 reveals what would really happen. Tap for spoilerIncontent with their underground paradise, they go out and obliterate all forms of civilization that aren’t them. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 5 months ago (4 children) What would really happen Other greedy fucks and power hungry people would replace them. We need a sustainable way to stop this being possible, banishing the rich by itself wont do shit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] parody@lemmings.world 9 points 5 months ago It is probably harder to trick the next thousand richest people to go to their bunkers permalink fedilink source parent [–] msage@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago Everybody who shows any hunger for power goes to the bunker. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* If they all got thrown into a woodchipper publicly for crimes against humanity while the public cheered I guarantee you’d find people being more hesitant to exhibit the same behaviors and we should abolish the accumulation of wealth above a certain amount permalink fedilink source parent [–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 5 months ago That's why I gave up hope. I realized even if they got overthrown, and there was a power change, there would be just a surface-level change, with all the corrupt and sick shit, still happening underneath a democracy-flavored world. permalink fedilink source parent [–] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago (3 children) Do the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy version then. Load them all into a ship, tell them we've discovered a habitable planet and we're sending our best and brightest to start a new civilization, and fire them into space. Pretty sure you could at least get rid of Elon that way. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 months ago Too big of a cost. Tell them we have a ship, and once they all gather with a big fanfare, roll out the guillotine while fireworks go off. permalink fedilink source parent [–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* Hitchhiker’s Guide kinda did the opposite, the ark was filled with all the people doing the menial, boring and 'unimportant' jobs and the other 2 arks died out because they didn't know how to get basic shit done... well actually it was an un-sanitized telephone but thats how I read the metaphor. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Aatube@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago I'm pretty sure you've confused H2G2 with The Marching Martians permalink fedilink source parent [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 5 months ago* Not that it isn't the likely result of said group unexpectedly oozing out of their fuck-off cocoons dotting the wasteland their forebears created, but... spoilerthe vault dwellers weren't exactly Reavers, sowing psychotic ruin in every step. More like baby Nazis squirming from the nursery vats, blinking in the light of the new world and unaware yet that the world doesn't want or need them. 🤓🤌🏼 permalink fedilink source parent [–] deacon@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (2 children) Before we build I have some notes based on the failure mode the tweet exposes. Why would the vault door be built in such a way that it can be reopened? Seems like over-engineering to me This thing doesn’t need to be sustainable for 10 years, it just needs to look like it will be. 10 days is more than enough for our purposes I should think permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] zbyte64@awful.systems 8 points 5 months ago (1 child) I bet those billionaires could make the system more efficient if they were properly motivated. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago We know they’ve got great bootstraps. permalink fedilink source parent [–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 5 months ago* (1 child) I would legit be happy if they spent 10 years eating rations in a concrete tomb. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago (1 child) Yes, but it's a question of cost: how many rations in each is sufficient to be effective bait while still being the most efficient use of resources, considering the advertised decade isn't actually the target timeline (or survival the intended effect) ? 😅🤓 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 5 months ago (1 child) Just fill it with empty cans... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago Oh, man. A smorgasbord of all sorts of flavors and cuisines, as far as the eye can see... Only, they're silently, resolutely empty. Diabolical. 😱 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 51 points 5 months ago (3 children) Fallout S1 reveals what would really happen. Tap for spoilerIncontent with their underground paradise, they go out and obliterate all forms of civilization that aren’t them. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 5 months ago (4 children) What would really happen Other greedy fucks and power hungry people would replace them. We need a sustainable way to stop this being possible, banishing the rich by itself wont do shit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] parody@lemmings.world 9 points 5 months ago It is probably harder to trick the next thousand richest people to go to their bunkers permalink fedilink source parent [–] msage@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago Everybody who shows any hunger for power goes to the bunker. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* If they all got thrown into a woodchipper publicly for crimes against humanity while the public cheered I guarantee you’d find people being more hesitant to exhibit the same behaviors and we should abolish the accumulation of wealth above a certain amount permalink fedilink source parent [–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 5 months ago That's why I gave up hope. I realized even if they got overthrown, and there was a power change, there would be just a surface-level change, with all the corrupt and sick shit, still happening underneath a democracy-flavored world. permalink fedilink source parent [–] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago (3 children) Do the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy version then. Load them all into a ship, tell them we've discovered a habitable planet and we're sending our best and brightest to start a new civilization, and fire them into space. Pretty sure you could at least get rid of Elon that way. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 months ago Too big of a cost. Tell them we have a ship, and once they all gather with a big fanfare, roll out the guillotine while fireworks go off. permalink fedilink source parent [–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* Hitchhiker’s Guide kinda did the opposite, the ark was filled with all the people doing the menial, boring and 'unimportant' jobs and the other 2 arks died out because they didn't know how to get basic shit done... well actually it was an un-sanitized telephone but thats how I read the metaphor. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Aatube@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago I'm pretty sure you've confused H2G2 with The Marching Martians permalink fedilink source parent [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 5 months ago* Not that it isn't the likely result of said group unexpectedly oozing out of their fuck-off cocoons dotting the wasteland their forebears created, but... spoilerthe vault dwellers weren't exactly Reavers, sowing psychotic ruin in every step. More like baby Nazis squirming from the nursery vats, blinking in the light of the new world and unaware yet that the world doesn't want or need them. 🤓🤌🏼 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 5 months ago (4 children) What would really happen Other greedy fucks and power hungry people would replace them. We need a sustainable way to stop this being possible, banishing the rich by itself wont do shit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] parody@lemmings.world 9 points 5 months ago It is probably harder to trick the next thousand richest people to go to their bunkers permalink fedilink source parent [–] msage@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago Everybody who shows any hunger for power goes to the bunker. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* If they all got thrown into a woodchipper publicly for crimes against humanity while the public cheered I guarantee you’d find people being more hesitant to exhibit the same behaviors and we should abolish the accumulation of wealth above a certain amount permalink fedilink source parent [–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 5 months ago That's why I gave up hope. I realized even if they got overthrown, and there was a power change, there would be just a surface-level change, with all the corrupt and sick shit, still happening underneath a democracy-flavored world. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] parody@lemmings.world 9 points 5 months ago It is probably harder to trick the next thousand richest people to go to their bunkers permalink fedilink source parent
[–] msage@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago Everybody who shows any hunger for power goes to the bunker. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* If they all got thrown into a woodchipper publicly for crimes against humanity while the public cheered I guarantee you’d find people being more hesitant to exhibit the same behaviors and we should abolish the accumulation of wealth above a certain amount permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 5 months ago That's why I gave up hope. I realized even if they got overthrown, and there was a power change, there would be just a surface-level change, with all the corrupt and sick shit, still happening underneath a democracy-flavored world. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago (3 children) Do the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy version then. Load them all into a ship, tell them we've discovered a habitable planet and we're sending our best and brightest to start a new civilization, and fire them into space. Pretty sure you could at least get rid of Elon that way. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 months ago Too big of a cost. Tell them we have a ship, and once they all gather with a big fanfare, roll out the guillotine while fireworks go off. permalink fedilink source parent [–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* Hitchhiker’s Guide kinda did the opposite, the ark was filled with all the people doing the menial, boring and 'unimportant' jobs and the other 2 arks died out because they didn't know how to get basic shit done... well actually it was an un-sanitized telephone but thats how I read the metaphor. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Aatube@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago I'm pretty sure you've confused H2G2 with The Marching Martians permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 months ago Too big of a cost. Tell them we have a ship, and once they all gather with a big fanfare, roll out the guillotine while fireworks go off. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* Hitchhiker’s Guide kinda did the opposite, the ark was filled with all the people doing the menial, boring and 'unimportant' jobs and the other 2 arks died out because they didn't know how to get basic shit done... well actually it was an un-sanitized telephone but thats how I read the metaphor. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Aatube@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago I'm pretty sure you've confused H2G2 with The Marching Martians permalink fedilink source parent
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 5 months ago* Not that it isn't the likely result of said group unexpectedly oozing out of their fuck-off cocoons dotting the wasteland their forebears created, but... spoilerthe vault dwellers weren't exactly Reavers, sowing psychotic ruin in every step. More like baby Nazis squirming from the nursery vats, blinking in the light of the new world and unaware yet that the world doesn't want or need them. 🤓🤌🏼 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] deacon@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (2 children) Before we build I have some notes based on the failure mode the tweet exposes. Why would the vault door be built in such a way that it can be reopened? Seems like over-engineering to me This thing doesn’t need to be sustainable for 10 years, it just needs to look like it will be. 10 days is more than enough for our purposes I should think permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] zbyte64@awful.systems 8 points 5 months ago (1 child) I bet those billionaires could make the system more efficient if they were properly motivated. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago We know they’ve got great bootstraps. permalink fedilink source parent [–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 5 months ago* (1 child) I would legit be happy if they spent 10 years eating rations in a concrete tomb. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago (1 child) Yes, but it's a question of cost: how many rations in each is sufficient to be effective bait while still being the most efficient use of resources, considering the advertised decade isn't actually the target timeline (or survival the intended effect) ? 😅🤓 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 5 months ago (1 child) Just fill it with empty cans... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago Oh, man. A smorgasbord of all sorts of flavors and cuisines, as far as the eye can see... Only, they're silently, resolutely empty. Diabolical. 😱 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 8 points 5 months ago (1 child) I bet those billionaires could make the system more efficient if they were properly motivated. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago We know they’ve got great bootstraps. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago We know they’ve got great bootstraps. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 5 months ago* (1 child) I would legit be happy if they spent 10 years eating rations in a concrete tomb. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago (1 child) Yes, but it's a question of cost: how many rations in each is sufficient to be effective bait while still being the most efficient use of resources, considering the advertised decade isn't actually the target timeline (or survival the intended effect) ? 😅🤓 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 5 months ago (1 child) Just fill it with empty cans... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago Oh, man. A smorgasbord of all sorts of flavors and cuisines, as far as the eye can see... Only, they're silently, resolutely empty. Diabolical. 😱 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago (1 child) Yes, but it's a question of cost: how many rations in each is sufficient to be effective bait while still being the most efficient use of resources, considering the advertised decade isn't actually the target timeline (or survival the intended effect) ? 😅🤓 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 5 months ago (1 child) Just fill it with empty cans... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago Oh, man. A smorgasbord of all sorts of flavors and cuisines, as far as the eye can see... Only, they're silently, resolutely empty. Diabolical. 😱 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 5 months ago (1 child) Just fill it with empty cans... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago Oh, man. A smorgasbord of all sorts of flavors and cuisines, as far as the eye can see... Only, they're silently, resolutely empty. Diabolical. 😱 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago Oh, man. A smorgasbord of all sorts of flavors and cuisines, as far as the eye can see... Only, they're silently, resolutely empty. Diabolical. 😱 permalink fedilink source parent