▲ 815 ▼ Scouting America says transgender kids are still welcome after Pete Hegseth claimed they weren’t (www.advocate.com) submitted 5 months ago by sveltecider@lemmy.ca to c/news@lemmy.world 84 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] yesman@lemmy.world 221 points 5 months ago (6 children) I got a lot of badges when I was a scout. Didn't have to use my penis for any of them. permalink fedilink source hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] dhork@lemmy.world 106 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children) .... wait, what? Next are you gonna tell me that the "cocksucking" badge I got from that one scoutmaster is fake? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 57 points 5 months ago Maybe. Come over to this hotel room. Show me what you learned, and I'll assess your skills. Then I can tell you if it was fake. permalink fedilink source parent [–] talentedkiwi@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 months ago They said they didn't have to use THEIR penis... (I'm so sorry) permalink fedilink source parent [–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 months ago (1 child) You confuse it with the "self sucking" badge permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] maz1@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 child) As a scout in the 90s, I can remember entire summer camps spent discussing Marilyn manson and his missing rib permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 child) Same, except it was Ron Jeremy not Marilyn Manson. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frongt@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago (1 child) That's the first time I've heard that. I think he had too big a belly to bend like that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* That's kinda how he became a porn star. Though I've never seen him without the belly, I've heard that he was skinnier in the '70s when he was doing porn. I really only know him from his role in Orgasmo permalink fedilink source parent [–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago Sure, when you were a kid, yeah. They got a badge now for safe cylinder extraction. permalink fedilink source parent [–] LumberjackRanger@leminal.space 12 points 5 months ago Your troop didnt teach you how to lash a table together using just your penis? Maybe that was just for Order of the Arrow... permalink fedilink source parent [–] TheFogan@programming.dev 10 points 5 months ago Obviously you didn't take the fast track program. permalink fedilink source parent [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 child) Not even the knot tying badge? I was duped! /s permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] forestbeasts@pawb.social 5 points 5 months ago* (1 child) Hah, as a furry, that one has implications. :3 -- Frost permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (1 child) Not even a furry, or even non-hetero, and it has implications permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] forestbeasts@pawb.social 2 points 5 months ago (1 child) I bet we're thinking of completely different implications, which is pretty hilarious! ('knot' is furry terminology (possibly outside furry too, it might be what the scientists call it, but it probably doesn't come up nearly as much in other contexts) for... does lemmy not have inline spoilers?) knots explanation, furry lewd stuff talk...the bulbous bit that wolves like me (and other canids) apparently have at the base of their dick, which swells up to lock them in place during sex. And you can probably guess what "tying" would be, heh. Usually I hear it called "knotting" though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago Yep. I was thinking of bondage permalink fedilink source parent [–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 4 points 5 months ago I'll never forget how I earned my "not scared in the dark" badge. A penis wasn't involved, but cooked spaghetti. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dhork@lemmy.world 106 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children) .... wait, what? Next are you gonna tell me that the "cocksucking" badge I got from that one scoutmaster is fake? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 57 points 5 months ago Maybe. Come over to this hotel room. Show me what you learned, and I'll assess your skills. Then I can tell you if it was fake. permalink fedilink source parent [–] talentedkiwi@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 months ago They said they didn't have to use THEIR penis... (I'm so sorry) permalink fedilink source parent [–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 months ago (1 child) You confuse it with the "self sucking" badge permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] maz1@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 child) As a scout in the 90s, I can remember entire summer camps spent discussing Marilyn manson and his missing rib permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 child) Same, except it was Ron Jeremy not Marilyn Manson. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frongt@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago (1 child) That's the first time I've heard that. I think he had too big a belly to bend like that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* That's kinda how he became a porn star. Though I've never seen him without the belly, I've heard that he was skinnier in the '70s when he was doing porn. I really only know him from his role in Orgasmo permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 57 points 5 months ago Maybe. Come over to this hotel room. Show me what you learned, and I'll assess your skills. Then I can tell you if it was fake. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] talentedkiwi@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 months ago They said they didn't have to use THEIR penis... (I'm so sorry) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 months ago (1 child) You confuse it with the "self sucking" badge permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] maz1@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 child) As a scout in the 90s, I can remember entire summer camps spent discussing Marilyn manson and his missing rib permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 child) Same, except it was Ron Jeremy not Marilyn Manson. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frongt@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago (1 child) That's the first time I've heard that. I think he had too big a belly to bend like that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* That's kinda how he became a porn star. Though I've never seen him without the belly, I've heard that he was skinnier in the '70s when he was doing porn. I really only know him from his role in Orgasmo permalink fedilink source parent
[–] maz1@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 child) As a scout in the 90s, I can remember entire summer camps spent discussing Marilyn manson and his missing rib permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 child) Same, except it was Ron Jeremy not Marilyn Manson. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frongt@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago (1 child) That's the first time I've heard that. I think he had too big a belly to bend like that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* That's kinda how he became a porn star. Though I've never seen him without the belly, I've heard that he was skinnier in the '70s when he was doing porn. I really only know him from his role in Orgasmo permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 child) Same, except it was Ron Jeremy not Marilyn Manson. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frongt@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago (1 child) That's the first time I've heard that. I think he had too big a belly to bend like that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* That's kinda how he became a porn star. Though I've never seen him without the belly, I've heard that he was skinnier in the '70s when he was doing porn. I really only know him from his role in Orgasmo permalink fedilink source parent
[–] frongt@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago (1 child) That's the first time I've heard that. I think he had too big a belly to bend like that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* That's kinda how he became a porn star. Though I've never seen him without the belly, I've heard that he was skinnier in the '70s when he was doing porn. I really only know him from his role in Orgasmo permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* That's kinda how he became a porn star. Though I've never seen him without the belly, I've heard that he was skinnier in the '70s when he was doing porn. I really only know him from his role in Orgasmo permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago Sure, when you were a kid, yeah. They got a badge now for safe cylinder extraction. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LumberjackRanger@leminal.space 12 points 5 months ago Your troop didnt teach you how to lash a table together using just your penis? Maybe that was just for Order of the Arrow... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TheFogan@programming.dev 10 points 5 months ago Obviously you didn't take the fast track program. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 child) Not even the knot tying badge? I was duped! /s permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] forestbeasts@pawb.social 5 points 5 months ago* (1 child) Hah, as a furry, that one has implications. :3 -- Frost permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (1 child) Not even a furry, or even non-hetero, and it has implications permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] forestbeasts@pawb.social 2 points 5 months ago (1 child) I bet we're thinking of completely different implications, which is pretty hilarious! ('knot' is furry terminology (possibly outside furry too, it might be what the scientists call it, but it probably doesn't come up nearly as much in other contexts) for... does lemmy not have inline spoilers?) knots explanation, furry lewd stuff talk...the bulbous bit that wolves like me (and other canids) apparently have at the base of their dick, which swells up to lock them in place during sex. And you can probably guess what "tying" would be, heh. Usually I hear it called "knotting" though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago Yep. I was thinking of bondage permalink fedilink source parent
[–] forestbeasts@pawb.social 5 points 5 months ago* (1 child) Hah, as a furry, that one has implications. :3 -- Frost permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (1 child) Not even a furry, or even non-hetero, and it has implications permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] forestbeasts@pawb.social 2 points 5 months ago (1 child) I bet we're thinking of completely different implications, which is pretty hilarious! ('knot' is furry terminology (possibly outside furry too, it might be what the scientists call it, but it probably doesn't come up nearly as much in other contexts) for... does lemmy not have inline spoilers?) knots explanation, furry lewd stuff talk...the bulbous bit that wolves like me (and other canids) apparently have at the base of their dick, which swells up to lock them in place during sex. And you can probably guess what "tying" would be, heh. Usually I hear it called "knotting" though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago Yep. I was thinking of bondage permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (1 child) Not even a furry, or even non-hetero, and it has implications permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] forestbeasts@pawb.social 2 points 5 months ago (1 child) I bet we're thinking of completely different implications, which is pretty hilarious! ('knot' is furry terminology (possibly outside furry too, it might be what the scientists call it, but it probably doesn't come up nearly as much in other contexts) for... does lemmy not have inline spoilers?) knots explanation, furry lewd stuff talk...the bulbous bit that wolves like me (and other canids) apparently have at the base of their dick, which swells up to lock them in place during sex. And you can probably guess what "tying" would be, heh. Usually I hear it called "knotting" though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago Yep. I was thinking of bondage permalink fedilink source parent
[–] forestbeasts@pawb.social 2 points 5 months ago (1 child) I bet we're thinking of completely different implications, which is pretty hilarious! ('knot' is furry terminology (possibly outside furry too, it might be what the scientists call it, but it probably doesn't come up nearly as much in other contexts) for... does lemmy not have inline spoilers?) knots explanation, furry lewd stuff talk...the bulbous bit that wolves like me (and other canids) apparently have at the base of their dick, which swells up to lock them in place during sex. And you can probably guess what "tying" would be, heh. Usually I hear it called "knotting" though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago Yep. I was thinking of bondage permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago Yep. I was thinking of bondage permalink fedilink source parent
[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 4 points 5 months ago I'll never forget how I earned my "not scared in the dark" badge. A penis wasn't involved, but cooked spaghetti. permalink fedilink source parent