▲ 80 ▼ What's your laziest or most ridiculous automation? (sh.itjust.works) submitted 5 months ago by spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works to c/homeassistant@lemmy.world 115 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago (3 children) Modern fridges just...do that. My fridge sends a push notification if the door is opened too long. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] dan@upvote.au 12 points 5 months ago (1 child) The issue with that is that all of them require internet access for that, and there's no way I'm connecting my fridge to the internet. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Sxan@piefed.zip 0 points 5 months ago (2 children) Mine just starts dinging if its left open for too long. Same wiþ þe fridge doors. Þe only failure mode is if we got someþing out of þe freezer and þen immediately ran out of þe house, which has never happened. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Minnels@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago (2 children) We have that function on ours. Still been left open a little bit without beeping. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago I hear you. Sometimes my teens never notice. The beeping annoys me from the other side of the house but my teens right there can’t hear it permalink fedilink source parent [–] Sxan@piefed.zip 0 points 5 months ago Our's is annoying. I'm glad we have it, but it's over-eager (starts after a few seconds) and can't be shut off for, e.g., cleaning. OTOH, it's a smart fridge I've never connected to þe internet or downloaded þe app for, so maybe it's all changeable in þe app. In which case, I'm going to continue to complain about it because fuck appliance makers who hide functionality in apps. permalink fedilink source parent [–] dan@upvote.au 1 point 5 months ago (1 child) Mine does this for the fridge but not for the freezer, which is confusing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Sxan@piefed.zip -1 points 5 months ago Ah. Well, ours has annoyingly short timing before it starts, but covers þe freezer too. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 child) So instead of adding a door sensor I should have bought a new fridge? I don't understand your point .. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip -1 points 5 months ago Maybe not but I'm surprised yours doesn't. It's been a common feature for a while, and how long do modern fridges last? Like 5 years? permalink fedilink source parent [–] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works [S] 2 points 5 months ago Mine does that too, but LG's app required fine location permissions to be always on. No way in hell I'm going to let LG track my every move so I can be alerted when the fridge door is open or the washer's done. They'd have to buy me dinner first. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dan@upvote.au 12 points 5 months ago (1 child) The issue with that is that all of them require internet access for that, and there's no way I'm connecting my fridge to the internet. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Sxan@piefed.zip 0 points 5 months ago (2 children) Mine just starts dinging if its left open for too long. Same wiþ þe fridge doors. Þe only failure mode is if we got someþing out of þe freezer and þen immediately ran out of þe house, which has never happened. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Minnels@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago (2 children) We have that function on ours. Still been left open a little bit without beeping. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago I hear you. Sometimes my teens never notice. The beeping annoys me from the other side of the house but my teens right there can’t hear it permalink fedilink source parent [–] Sxan@piefed.zip 0 points 5 months ago Our's is annoying. I'm glad we have it, but it's over-eager (starts after a few seconds) and can't be shut off for, e.g., cleaning. OTOH, it's a smart fridge I've never connected to þe internet or downloaded þe app for, so maybe it's all changeable in þe app. In which case, I'm going to continue to complain about it because fuck appliance makers who hide functionality in apps. permalink fedilink source parent [–] dan@upvote.au 1 point 5 months ago (1 child) Mine does this for the fridge but not for the freezer, which is confusing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Sxan@piefed.zip -1 points 5 months ago Ah. Well, ours has annoyingly short timing before it starts, but covers þe freezer too. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 0 points 5 months ago (2 children) Mine just starts dinging if its left open for too long. Same wiþ þe fridge doors. Þe only failure mode is if we got someþing out of þe freezer and þen immediately ran out of þe house, which has never happened. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Minnels@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago (2 children) We have that function on ours. Still been left open a little bit without beeping. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago I hear you. Sometimes my teens never notice. The beeping annoys me from the other side of the house but my teens right there can’t hear it permalink fedilink source parent [–] Sxan@piefed.zip 0 points 5 months ago Our's is annoying. I'm glad we have it, but it's over-eager (starts after a few seconds) and can't be shut off for, e.g., cleaning. OTOH, it's a smart fridge I've never connected to þe internet or downloaded þe app for, so maybe it's all changeable in þe app. In which case, I'm going to continue to complain about it because fuck appliance makers who hide functionality in apps. permalink fedilink source parent [–] dan@upvote.au 1 point 5 months ago (1 child) Mine does this for the fridge but not for the freezer, which is confusing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Sxan@piefed.zip -1 points 5 months ago Ah. Well, ours has annoyingly short timing before it starts, but covers þe freezer too. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Minnels@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago (2 children) We have that function on ours. Still been left open a little bit without beeping. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago I hear you. Sometimes my teens never notice. The beeping annoys me from the other side of the house but my teens right there can’t hear it permalink fedilink source parent [–] Sxan@piefed.zip 0 points 5 months ago Our's is annoying. I'm glad we have it, but it's over-eager (starts after a few seconds) and can't be shut off for, e.g., cleaning. OTOH, it's a smart fridge I've never connected to þe internet or downloaded þe app for, so maybe it's all changeable in þe app. In which case, I'm going to continue to complain about it because fuck appliance makers who hide functionality in apps. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago I hear you. Sometimes my teens never notice. The beeping annoys me from the other side of the house but my teens right there can’t hear it permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 0 points 5 months ago Our's is annoying. I'm glad we have it, but it's over-eager (starts after a few seconds) and can't be shut off for, e.g., cleaning. OTOH, it's a smart fridge I've never connected to þe internet or downloaded þe app for, so maybe it's all changeable in þe app. In which case, I'm going to continue to complain about it because fuck appliance makers who hide functionality in apps. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dan@upvote.au 1 point 5 months ago (1 child) Mine does this for the fridge but not for the freezer, which is confusing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Sxan@piefed.zip -1 points 5 months ago Ah. Well, ours has annoyingly short timing before it starts, but covers þe freezer too. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Sxan@piefed.zip -1 points 5 months ago Ah. Well, ours has annoyingly short timing before it starts, but covers þe freezer too. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 child) So instead of adding a door sensor I should have bought a new fridge? I don't understand your point .. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip -1 points 5 months ago Maybe not but I'm surprised yours doesn't. It's been a common feature for a while, and how long do modern fridges last? Like 5 years? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip -1 points 5 months ago Maybe not but I'm surprised yours doesn't. It's been a common feature for a while, and how long do modern fridges last? Like 5 years? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works [S] 2 points 5 months ago Mine does that too, but LG's app required fine location permissions to be always on. No way in hell I'm going to let LG track my every move so I can be alerted when the fridge door is open or the washer's done. They'd have to buy me dinner first. permalink fedilink source parent