You are the last visitor at a small Museum of Egyptology. You walk around the room. Since it is so small, the only guard is the Person selling Tickets at the entrance. Suddenly you hear glass shatter. You turn around and one oft the mummies climb out of the sarcophagus. He seems disoriented and asks you, what place this is and why he isn't in his tomb.

What do you do?

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[–] 30 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

Ask them how they learned to speak English.

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  • [–] 29 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    That's an easy one. They did a stint at a British museum for a century or so.

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