▲ 1304 ▼ how to fix things (lemmy.blahaj.zone) submitted 6 months ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world 125 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 54 points 6 months ago (2 children) Blatantly copied it… permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child) Goddamn IKEA. Have they seen oligarch necks?! This thing has maybe 5-10 good chops in it. But then again, could make for a lovely spectacle - hear me out. 10 of these delivered by pallet, efficiently flat-packed, to the stage. The oligarchs, milling about in their corral, cast their eyes up at the sudden disturbance, lick their lips at the raw, delicious shareholder value on naked display. The Executive Executors, unhooded, unhurried, and unafraid - begin to unbox, and then to build. The livestream is immaculate. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] huppakee@piefed.social 3 points 6 months ago 10 of these Do you not know ikea? They are a company that does mass production. They do not put out a product so they can sell 10. They will chop whole forests and mine entire mountains so they can provide the global population with their products. They understand supply and demand. They will make loads more than just 10 permalink fedilink source parent [–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago Blatantly copied it Now me too permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child) Goddamn IKEA. Have they seen oligarch necks?! This thing has maybe 5-10 good chops in it. But then again, could make for a lovely spectacle - hear me out. 10 of these delivered by pallet, efficiently flat-packed, to the stage. The oligarchs, milling about in their corral, cast their eyes up at the sudden disturbance, lick their lips at the raw, delicious shareholder value on naked display. The Executive Executors, unhooded, unhurried, and unafraid - begin to unbox, and then to build. The livestream is immaculate. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] huppakee@piefed.social 3 points 6 months ago 10 of these Do you not know ikea? They are a company that does mass production. They do not put out a product so they can sell 10. They will chop whole forests and mine entire mountains so they can provide the global population with their products. They understand supply and demand. They will make loads more than just 10 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] huppakee@piefed.social 3 points 6 months ago 10 of these Do you not know ikea? They are a company that does mass production. They do not put out a product so they can sell 10. They will chop whole forests and mine entire mountains so they can provide the global population with their products. They understand supply and demand. They will make loads more than just 10 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago Blatantly copied it Now me too permalink fedilink source parent
