▲ 234 ▼ This is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumpers (lemmy.world) submitted 6 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 44 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] 474D@lemmy.world 47 points 6 months ago (1 child) Ok but what if a guy just has a massive hog, should he get into this sport early? permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Mickey7@lemmy.world [S] 43 points 6 months ago (5 children) Apparently some countries are now testing boys in puberty with a method of determining just how large their penis will become. They then train those with the largest hog potential on how to ski jump permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] Saapas@piefed.zip 42 points 6 months ago Just your standard penis inspection day permalink fedilink source parent [–] 4am@lemmy.zip 24 points 6 months ago (1 child) This sounds like hugenics to me permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (1 child) Hogenics permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago Dongenics permalink fedilink source parent [–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (2 children) "Hog potential" should go on the report card, next to attendance and teacher's comments. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago Your child failed the Hog Potential portion of the exam. "But she doesn't have a hog.." That's why she failed, sir. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Mickey7@lemmy.world [S] 1 point 6 months ago To be fair and equal should the same be done with girls and use the term "rack size potential" permalink fedilink source parent [–] hayvan@piefed.world 2 points 6 months ago * sleps kid in the crotch * this bad boy can gain us at least 5m extra. permalink fedilink source parent [–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago* Why go through all that hassle when you can just inject acid into your junk? https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world [S] 43 points 6 months ago (5 children) Apparently some countries are now testing boys in puberty with a method of determining just how large their penis will become. They then train those with the largest hog potential on how to ski jump permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] Saapas@piefed.zip 42 points 6 months ago Just your standard penis inspection day permalink fedilink source parent [–] 4am@lemmy.zip 24 points 6 months ago (1 child) This sounds like hugenics to me permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (1 child) Hogenics permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago Dongenics permalink fedilink source parent [–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (2 children) "Hog potential" should go on the report card, next to attendance and teacher's comments. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago Your child failed the Hog Potential portion of the exam. "But she doesn't have a hog.." That's why she failed, sir. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Mickey7@lemmy.world [S] 1 point 6 months ago To be fair and equal should the same be done with girls and use the term "rack size potential" permalink fedilink source parent [–] hayvan@piefed.world 2 points 6 months ago * sleps kid in the crotch * this bad boy can gain us at least 5m extra. permalink fedilink source parent [–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago* Why go through all that hassle when you can just inject acid into your junk? https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 42 points 6 months ago Just your standard penis inspection day permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 24 points 6 months ago (1 child) This sounds like hugenics to me permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (1 child) Hogenics permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago Dongenics permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (1 child) Hogenics permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago Dongenics permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (2 children) "Hog potential" should go on the report card, next to attendance and teacher's comments. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago Your child failed the Hog Potential portion of the exam. "But she doesn't have a hog.." That's why she failed, sir. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Mickey7@lemmy.world [S] 1 point 6 months ago To be fair and equal should the same be done with girls and use the term "rack size potential" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago Your child failed the Hog Potential portion of the exam. "But she doesn't have a hog.." That's why she failed, sir. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world [S] 1 point 6 months ago To be fair and equal should the same be done with girls and use the term "rack size potential" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hayvan@piefed.world 2 points 6 months ago * sleps kid in the crotch * this bad boy can gain us at least 5m extra. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago* Why go through all that hassle when you can just inject acid into your junk? https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer permalink fedilink source parent