I've been told Madame Web is objectively bad. I like it. I like the atmosphere of it. I like the main character despite reports that the actress gave an intentionally bad performance. I like the Britney Spears song playing in the diner scene. I like the story of her suddenly having to look after three teenagers. I know there are plot holes but I don't care. I like the comedy, that may or may not have been intentional. I find the part where she "kidnaps" the girls funny. I like that Peter Parker is born in it, but I don't get why they don't say his name. Yeah, overall I like this movie but nobody else seems to.