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[–] 57 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Assuming you can drive through any kind of obstacle already qualifies you as a moron. Even if it's just a cardboard box, you never know what's inside. Doing this and then acting all entitled qualifies you as a special kind of moron.

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  • [–] 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    When I was a kid, I laughed at people swerving to avoid a paper bag. It seemed silly to me. My dad explained why they were doing it, and then chuckled as my eyes got huge and I said “OHHHH!”

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    can you ask your dad to explain it to me as well ?

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Paper bags often have glass bottles in them. Glass+tires=a bad time.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    oh. what's the correlation between paper bags and glass bottles ? is it a cultural thing ?

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago*

    so this one time when I was a kid, I was biking through a parking lot and kicking at some garbage, because why not

    I kicked at an upright soda cup. it exploded all up my legs and looked like I'd pissed myself for the next couple hours

    same idea

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Was it because there might be a puppy or kitten inside?

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Oh, you mean someone's bag of caltrops might have fallen off the back of the truck? Yes I like this story better. Puppies and kittens should all be cuddled up on sofas. And only be in bags when they choose to jump in there

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