▲ 1201 ▼ Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned (www.hindustantimes.com) submitted 6 months ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world 308 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (3 children) oh my, what's a big dicked beast that would be better suited for this? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] E_coli42@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (1 child) Reporting for duty permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] davidagain@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago The dick sounds great, but the bacterium is a little offputting, I think. permalink fedilink source parent [–] davidagain@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (1 child) Donkey, horse. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 11 points 6 months ago No, no... you want a penis that can really do things. You want prehensile! See cetaceans and elephants for more details. permalink fedilink source parent [–] T156@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 child) Barnacle. Several times their body size, supposedly. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago A cock the size of a barnacle. . . Nope, the phrase just doesn't inspire shock and awe. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] E_coli42@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (1 child) Reporting for duty permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] davidagain@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago The dick sounds great, but the bacterium is a little offputting, I think. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago The dick sounds great, but the bacterium is a little offputting, I think. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (1 child) Donkey, horse. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 11 points 6 months ago No, no... you want a penis that can really do things. You want prehensile! See cetaceans and elephants for more details. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 11 points 6 months ago No, no... you want a penis that can really do things. You want prehensile! See cetaceans and elephants for more details. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] T156@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 child) Barnacle. Several times their body size, supposedly. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago A cock the size of a barnacle. . . Nope, the phrase just doesn't inspire shock and awe. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago A cock the size of a barnacle. . . Nope, the phrase just doesn't inspire shock and awe. permalink fedilink source parent