I got a manscaped electric face razor to replace another cheap one that was dying. It was the first electric razor I got that didn't come with a tiny bottle of mineral oil for lube and even said in the manual that it didn't need lube.

I bet if I had listened to that BS, it would be dead already, especially because I have had it fail to start with full battery just from the friction of the blades (giving it a tap can get it going, adding lube makes it run noticeably better).

Fucking liars. Let's see if it lasts any longer than the other ones even with lube.