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submitted 6 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 50 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Never assume anything. “Hi, I am … and you are?”

If needed, “… and what’s your relationship with him?”

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Ask robotically and pretend to make a check mark on your clipboard, tada awkwardness averted

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 11 points 6 months ago (1 child)

I need a clipboard for normal interactions maybe.

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[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Get yourself a safety vest or a lab coat and you will be able to do anything you want.

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

Except breaking into a top secret CIA vault housing mysterious objects that have reversed entropy

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[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 1 point 6 months ago

With this administration firing everyone competent? I suspect that you could add a MAGA hat to the outfit and you could just walk into those vaults too.

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[–] Zorcron@piefed.zip 11 points 6 months ago

My go-to is to just forest introduce myself to the actual client, and then if they have anyone that I don’t already know, just ask something like “And who did you bring with you today?” So far no problems with that method.

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[–] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 1 point 6 months ago

"and you are of course his... niece?" 🤭

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