I left the 2% for pretzels, sausage, and Haribo gummies.

And Italians also make bread, you'll notice they're not on the exclusion list.

The French have good bread as well. Not as good as what we have in Italy of course, but well, they're doing their best!

They sure like talking about their bread a lot. No one beyond their borders understands why however.

Germans have roughly one kind of bread that they're very good at.

Germany has tons of Turkish immigrants, but Germans won't buy pita bread unless they're getting a doner. They share a massive border with France but mostly ignore delicious French breads like croissants, baguettes, etc. They're right near Italy but you won't find much focaccia. Forget about naan, bagels, bao, corn bread, crumpets, injera, etc.