Oh how I miss the threesomes we used to do with other guys. It's funny - literally the second time I ever had sex as a teenager was with a couple of bi guys and it is such a delightful arrangement. Straight guy MFM too, that is fun.

Alas, fucking HPV is a demonic virus when you get older and I was very lucky to clear it at all, and had to get part of my cervix burned off to finish the job. So monogamy it is, and each year I test clear.