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[–] 48 points 7 months ago (1 child)

I'm just going to install a door knocker.

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  • [–] 32 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    The hot new category at CES 2027 is going to be AI-powered auto door knockers.

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  • [–] 56 points 7 months ago

    "It automatically does a facial scan of any household visitors using Palantir's database and knocks the way they would have."

    "Couldn't they just, you know, knock?"

    "Sure, but then how would we track who's visiting you while making you pay the power bill for our surveillance devices?"

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