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heres a riddle for you

i got in trouble for stealing today but i have a receipt so tell me how that makes any sense

well wine was on sale at one cvs but they ran out so i went to another cvs but it wasnt on sale there so i took it to the other location and bought it there

cops showed up after i paid so i got to keep the wine but they still trespassed me

jesus says i have to forgive them for that but i think i still get a freebee to trespass once against them first so ill keep yall updated

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[–] 36 points 7 months ago (1 child)

"Your honor, the advertisement clearly said while supplies last. Well at a corporate level, The Company still had supplies. It was The Company's duty to transport the supplies from store B to store A, and my Client merely provided this Service for them when they proved negligent. I therefore move to dismiss the charges and hereby give notice that my Client will bill the Company for the Service rendered."

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