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Which of your most fucked up exes tried to come back to your life in the most fucked up way? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 7 months ago by to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
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I'll go first. My ex cheated on me with a dude, (I'm les, she's bi,) brought home chlamydia and bed bugs, then after 13 years of no contact, texts me randomly to try and pull me into an MLM pyramid scheme.

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[–] 99 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Divorced over a decade, no contact since. My ex and I were in a stupid cult when we married, and apparently he still is. They don't allow remarriage unless one partner has "committed adultery." He wrote saying he sees online that I'm living with another dude, but can I confirm whether or not I've had sex?

I ignored it.

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  • [–] 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

    I don't blame you for ignoring it, but I read that as a request for confirmation whether they could remarry or not. I think I may have replied with the briefest confirmation possible and then refused any other contact.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    This is funnier and takes even less effort though.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I actually feel bad for the dude, though.

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I mean I don't know specifics obviously but cults aren't exactly women-forward tmk so I don't tend to have much sympathy for the men in one.

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