▲ 174 ▼ I’m tired of cornposting (lemmy.today) submitted 8 months ago* by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 45 comments fedilink hide all child comments I hope this is corny enough for y’all
[–] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (3 children) I could probably get it if I knew the emperor. But I don't. And I can't. permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] brossman@infosec.pub 46 points 8 months ago (4 children) it's aristotle (pronounced aristotle) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 26 points 8 months ago Thanks for clarifying the pronunciation, I was confused. permalink fedilink source parent [–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago I believe it's actually pronounced Aristotle, to rhyme with Aristotle permalink fedilink source parent [–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 5 points 8 months ago (2 children) 'Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle' By examination of rhyme in ancient songs of yore we can guess at correct pronunciation permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 point 8 months ago Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed permalink fedilink source parent [–] guy@piefed.social 0 points 8 months ago (1 child) No way in hell I'm pronouncing it to rhyme with bottle permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 2 points 8 months ago (1 child) You prefer to call him A-wrist-tote-lay? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] guy@piefed.social 3 points 8 months ago A-rizz-totely or no dice permalink fedilink source parent [–] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago I get it now! permalink fedilink source parent [–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 8 months ago (2 children) Hint: its not an emperor permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 child) That's where I got confused. I thought it was Marcus Aurelius. Very confused. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today [S] 4 points 8 months ago No, he’s at Dunkin Donuts permalink fedilink source parent [–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 child) You can tell by the beard. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 child) So-crates! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) No he's over at Wendy's permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today [S] 1 point 8 months ago Or Applebees permalink fedilink source parent
[–] brossman@infosec.pub 46 points 8 months ago (4 children) it's aristotle (pronounced aristotle) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 26 points 8 months ago Thanks for clarifying the pronunciation, I was confused. permalink fedilink source parent [–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago I believe it's actually pronounced Aristotle, to rhyme with Aristotle permalink fedilink source parent [–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 5 points 8 months ago (2 children) 'Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle' By examination of rhyme in ancient songs of yore we can guess at correct pronunciation permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 point 8 months ago Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed permalink fedilink source parent [–] guy@piefed.social 0 points 8 months ago (1 child) No way in hell I'm pronouncing it to rhyme with bottle permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 2 points 8 months ago (1 child) You prefer to call him A-wrist-tote-lay? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] guy@piefed.social 3 points 8 months ago A-rizz-totely or no dice permalink fedilink source parent [–] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago I get it now! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 26 points 8 months ago Thanks for clarifying the pronunciation, I was confused. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago I believe it's actually pronounced Aristotle, to rhyme with Aristotle permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 5 points 8 months ago (2 children) 'Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle' By examination of rhyme in ancient songs of yore we can guess at correct pronunciation permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 point 8 months ago Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed permalink fedilink source parent [–] guy@piefed.social 0 points 8 months ago (1 child) No way in hell I'm pronouncing it to rhyme with bottle permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 2 points 8 months ago (1 child) You prefer to call him A-wrist-tote-lay? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] guy@piefed.social 3 points 8 months ago A-rizz-totely or no dice permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 point 8 months ago Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed permalink fedilink source parent
[–] guy@piefed.social 0 points 8 months ago (1 child) No way in hell I'm pronouncing it to rhyme with bottle permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 2 points 8 months ago (1 child) You prefer to call him A-wrist-tote-lay? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] guy@piefed.social 3 points 8 months ago A-rizz-totely or no dice permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 2 points 8 months ago (1 child) You prefer to call him A-wrist-tote-lay? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] guy@piefed.social 3 points 8 months ago A-rizz-totely or no dice permalink fedilink source parent
[–] guy@piefed.social 3 points 8 months ago A-rizz-totely or no dice permalink fedilink source parent
[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 8 months ago (2 children) Hint: its not an emperor permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 child) That's where I got confused. I thought it was Marcus Aurelius. Very confused. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today [S] 4 points 8 months ago No, he’s at Dunkin Donuts permalink fedilink source parent [–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 child) You can tell by the beard. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 child) So-crates! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) No he's over at Wendy's permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today [S] 1 point 8 months ago Or Applebees permalink fedilink source parent
[–] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 child) That's where I got confused. I thought it was Marcus Aurelius. Very confused. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today [S] 4 points 8 months ago No, he’s at Dunkin Donuts permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today [S] 4 points 8 months ago No, he’s at Dunkin Donuts permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 child) You can tell by the beard. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 child) So-crates! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) No he's over at Wendy's permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today [S] 1 point 8 months ago Or Applebees permalink fedilink source parent
[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 child) So-crates! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) No he's over at Wendy's permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today [S] 1 point 8 months ago Or Applebees permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) No he's over at Wendy's permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today [S] 1 point 8 months ago Or Applebees permalink fedilink source parent
