Thanks for the thorough write-up.
It's not so much that it doesn't appeal; it's more like I'm looking at a menu in a foreign language.
I'm middle-aged, I like science, tech, retro, gaming, and whatever VLDL is. I am open-minded to new things, but prefer substance over screaming and outrage. I've spent a lot of time sifting through Odysee and Peertube for anything redeeming, and while I've not come up empty-handed, I've also not found enough content to offset my YouTube habit enough to walk away from the platform (my goal). The service is half the monthly price of Netflix, and while I don't expect a production company full of quality entertainment, I'd like to be able to fill a couple of hours a day with vaguely interesting programming.
I'll check em out post holidays pass and my finances recover.