... you think you can take a slightly younger than you, male, karateka to the ground?

I've got no ground game, zero, all my training is stand up.

As a corrolary to that:

Does that sound like the plot of a roleplay you'd do, a porno you'd watch?

Uh... I dunno, beyond that, see any interesting movies lately, that'd you'd recommend to just anyone, in general?