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[–] 30 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Not everyday but every time I go shopping

Enter in cheaper fruits/vegetables at the self checkout if someone is watching and you can’t shoplift

Cosmic crisp apples at 3.50 a pound? I’ll just pretend they’re shitty 1.50 a pound apples instead (:

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Self checkout just confuses me so much, I'm prone to mistakes. If only there was a trained/paid employee to do it for me

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Good thought but it has a tiny flaw called "Human mistake". This flaw is the reason why my wife always reads checkout bills right after leaving cash register.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago

    At my Lidl they put the cheap pink salmon cans on the same shelf intermixed with the more expensive red salmon, so if you just grab a few without looking closely you'll accidentally get some of the expensive ones. So scan the cheap one repeatedly while putting the others in the bag.

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Everything is 4011. If I'm feeling generous, it might even be 94011!

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