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[–] [S] 11 points 8 months ago (1 child)

I will continue rereading this until I die :3

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    please stop, existance is a curse, things are getting weird.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    Sorry, but I'm not actually the one keeping you around. I'm only an ephemeral internet character, not a physical being. Must be the people who find your comments funny :3

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I only exist because you are witnessing me, I am not real either.

    Does that mean that we both exists because we each are ephemeral unreal creatures witnessing each other? like a beam of light eternally bouncing between two mirrors?

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    We need to end this convo for you to truly be free

    Anyhow, how was your day? :)

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    So far so good, got a hearing for something (divorce dad problems). but otherwise nothing to note. Yesterday my kids were making trouble not going to bed and locking their room. they were telling me they do not need to obey authority because I teach them about anarchism... it turns out they were making me a makeshift bed for me to be comfy while reading them Lord of the rings, I almost cried when I found out. I do not deserve them.

    Don't ban me for not being a cute girl, I am a figment of your imagination so if anything it is your fault.

    How about you?

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    hmm, sounds like your wonderful kids are keeping you from dematerializing. Unless of course they're also figments of my imagination :3

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (1 child)

    Sorry to butt in, but your realize the internet has... more than two users, right?

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (1 child)

    Are you sure you are a user or just a figment of notJessica's imagination? and you only exist when she is thinking of you?

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    Yes.

    I am sure I am an indepdent entity.

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