Yep.

I read this and actually said aloud "Oh Dear God."

I mean, I'm a poor, I don't have... a pension, investments, I'll be lucky if my net worth ever exceeds the FDIC guaranteed $250k...

But uh yeah, yeah, if you have any uh, exposure to the stock market... uh, good luck!

Have fun realizing you were actually just barely less poor than me, this whole time.