▲ 396 ▼ Elon Musk Announces Plan to Control Climate by Surrounding Earth in Adjustable Satellites (futurism.com) submitted 9 months ago by tonytins@pawb.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world 199 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 182 points 9 months ago (3 children) He needs to hurry up and od on ketamine before he figures out to upload his consciousness into neuralink and we end up in Altered Carbon. permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 60 points 9 months ago (5 children) It takes a lot of k to od. Cant we get him addicted to fent or something quicker? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (1 child) Just keep him in the hot tub. Let nature take its course. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago The truth is, the tub was rigged from the start permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago cocaine is probably easier to acquire for him. permalink fedilink source parent [–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago* Long term/chronic use can also lead to serious life threatening complications. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago Lead poisoning should do it, at high velocity. permalink fedilink source parent [–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago* Literally all we gotta do is cyber bully him harder collectively. He sleeps next to a pistol and has a known substance abuse issue which clouds his perception. One good K-hole and we can call it permalink fedilink source parent [–] LettyWhiterock@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago (1 child) If he uploads his consciousness I'm going to download a copy of it, mod it into the Sims, and torture it on loop. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago Related story of the horrors of uploading yourself 🤭 https://qntm.org/mmacevedo permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago (1 child) cocaine is most likely to OD you than KETAMINE. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Zoot@reddthat.com 1 point 9 months ago (1 child) Will just say it is really fucking hard to od on cocaine and it is one of the scariest feelings you can experience. Well unless you have a death wish permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 point 9 months ago not if you combine it with multiple drugs. which ketamine-musk is likely doing. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 60 points 9 months ago (5 children) It takes a lot of k to od. Cant we get him addicted to fent or something quicker? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (1 child) Just keep him in the hot tub. Let nature take its course. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago The truth is, the tub was rigged from the start permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago cocaine is probably easier to acquire for him. permalink fedilink source parent [–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago* Long term/chronic use can also lead to serious life threatening complications. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago Lead poisoning should do it, at high velocity. permalink fedilink source parent [–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago* Literally all we gotta do is cyber bully him harder collectively. He sleeps next to a pistol and has a known substance abuse issue which clouds his perception. One good K-hole and we can call it permalink fedilink source parent
[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (1 child) Just keep him in the hot tub. Let nature take its course. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago The truth is, the tub was rigged from the start permalink fedilink source parent
[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago The truth is, the tub was rigged from the start permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago cocaine is probably easier to acquire for him. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago* Long term/chronic use can also lead to serious life threatening complications. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago Lead poisoning should do it, at high velocity. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago* Literally all we gotta do is cyber bully him harder collectively. He sleeps next to a pistol and has a known substance abuse issue which clouds his perception. One good K-hole and we can call it permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LettyWhiterock@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago (1 child) If he uploads his consciousness I'm going to download a copy of it, mod it into the Sims, and torture it on loop. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago Related story of the horrors of uploading yourself 🤭 https://qntm.org/mmacevedo permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago Related story of the horrors of uploading yourself 🤭 https://qntm.org/mmacevedo permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago (1 child) cocaine is most likely to OD you than KETAMINE. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Zoot@reddthat.com 1 point 9 months ago (1 child) Will just say it is really fucking hard to od on cocaine and it is one of the scariest feelings you can experience. Well unless you have a death wish permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 point 9 months ago not if you combine it with multiple drugs. which ketamine-musk is likely doing. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 1 point 9 months ago (1 child) Will just say it is really fucking hard to od on cocaine and it is one of the scariest feelings you can experience. Well unless you have a death wish permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 point 9 months ago not if you combine it with multiple drugs. which ketamine-musk is likely doing. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 point 9 months ago not if you combine it with multiple drugs. which ketamine-musk is likely doing. permalink fedilink source parent