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[–] 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I read another article that said a lot of cheaters do consult software that will suggest good moves. I’m just wondering how you get a sex toy to transmit the data about all the pieces on the board and request it back. Is he squeezing a butt plug with his anus in Morse code with the positions of every piece? Is there a network attached device connected to pick up the signal and send a request to an API and return the Morse code to his butthole? If he can do all that, IMO that’s even more impressive than being an elite chess player

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You're missing the more obvious possibility. Someone else is recording the game, inputting the moves, and sending the commands to vibrate. Player only needs to interpret.

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  • [+] -10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    What in the over engineered word salad is this? It was made up in the first place by a sore loser.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (2 children)

    Go find where your father went and suck his cock you sodomite

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