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This actually seems genius but it might be the muscle relaxers (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The same as a movie, except you do it to the beat. 😌

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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Smack my bitch up by The Prodigy was found to be the best song for this. Do with this information as you will.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 point 9 months ago

"This song is about beating his gf."

Me: "It's not about kissing? Uh oh... I've been telling everyone I smack my bitch up every night. 😨"

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago

And, if you're single, you can always just beat off to the beat

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