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[–] slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de 73 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Eww. The 9pm guy has both hands connected by one common middle finger. That seems unhandy.

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[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

Minecraft villager energy. I bet he hmmphs like one when fucking.

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[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 16 points 11 months ago

Like a fleshy Chinese finger trap.

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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago

That's how you AI it was know

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[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Maybe it's just really long, like a foot long, and it's just wrapped around where you can't see

In which case the other dude is in for a wild night

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[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 child)

That seems unhandy.

Farnsworth disagrees.

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[–] slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 11 months ago

the fing longer doesn't connect both hands

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