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[–] 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Hitler died at 56. Mussolini was 61.

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  • [–] 19 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    To be fair, neither of those deaths were "natural causes" as it were.

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago

    Dunno what you mean. Hitler's brain naturally stopped working due to high speed application of external force. Mussolini's brain stopped working due to a natural oxygen shortage.

    Real ubermensch have titanium skulls and aren't addicted to oxygen.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Fuck me, you're right. What about Thatcher?

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)
    1. H W Bush is 94.

    I’m pretty sure evil is a longevity elixir, unless something intervenes.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    It helps having access to the internal organs of undocumented immigrant children.

    I'm just kidding. I hope.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    Man. I know you are joking. But you are also saying the quiet part out loud that a lot of us are thinking.

    Who would notice if a few compatible with Trump immigrants disappeared at the border? Would you believe their friends? Or would you just assume the cartels got to them?

    That’s always my fear as a minority in the USA post 9/11. Due process seems somewhat gone now too. They could send me to Uganda and people around me (friends and neighbors) would probably assume I did something to deserve it or… not even notice.

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