▲ 229 ▼ RFK Jr. says agency will reveal causes of autism in September (thehill.com) submitted 11 months ago by xc2215x@lemmy.world to c/politics@lemmy.world 94 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone 41 points 11 months ago (1 child) NGL I'm morbidly curious how insane the supposed causes will be. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pezhore@infosec.pub 29 points 11 months ago (1 child) I'm guessing processed foods, vaccines, and a sprinkle of whatever makes the kids trans. But good news! Drinking bear blood can cure it! /s permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (3 children) What about whale juice? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 child) So long as it's fresh squeezed. You can really only get that in coastal areas. The stuff you get inland has lost its potency. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 child) Is it okay if you get it from a whale head that you let marinate on your car roof for a bit? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago Yes! That's actually something the ancient innut people did. They'd let the whale head mature to give the juice a better body and mouthfeel. They'd strap it to the hood of a couple snowmobiles while they traveled. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Ironfist79@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago You need fresh whale cum. permalink fedilink source parent [–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago Only if the whale was sustainably beached. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pezhore@infosec.pub 29 points 11 months ago (1 child) I'm guessing processed foods, vaccines, and a sprinkle of whatever makes the kids trans. But good news! Drinking bear blood can cure it! /s permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (3 children) What about whale juice? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 child) So long as it's fresh squeezed. You can really only get that in coastal areas. The stuff you get inland has lost its potency. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 child) Is it okay if you get it from a whale head that you let marinate on your car roof for a bit? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago Yes! That's actually something the ancient innut people did. They'd let the whale head mature to give the juice a better body and mouthfeel. They'd strap it to the hood of a couple snowmobiles while they traveled. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Ironfist79@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago You need fresh whale cum. permalink fedilink source parent [–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago Only if the whale was sustainably beached. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (3 children) What about whale juice? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 child) So long as it's fresh squeezed. You can really only get that in coastal areas. The stuff you get inland has lost its potency. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 child) Is it okay if you get it from a whale head that you let marinate on your car roof for a bit? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago Yes! That's actually something the ancient innut people did. They'd let the whale head mature to give the juice a better body and mouthfeel. They'd strap it to the hood of a couple snowmobiles while they traveled. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Ironfist79@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago You need fresh whale cum. permalink fedilink source parent [–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago Only if the whale was sustainably beached. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 child) So long as it's fresh squeezed. You can really only get that in coastal areas. The stuff you get inland has lost its potency. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 child) Is it okay if you get it from a whale head that you let marinate on your car roof for a bit? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago Yes! That's actually something the ancient innut people did. They'd let the whale head mature to give the juice a better body and mouthfeel. They'd strap it to the hood of a couple snowmobiles while they traveled. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 child) Is it okay if you get it from a whale head that you let marinate on your car roof for a bit? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago Yes! That's actually something the ancient innut people did. They'd let the whale head mature to give the juice a better body and mouthfeel. They'd strap it to the hood of a couple snowmobiles while they traveled. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago Yes! That's actually something the ancient innut people did. They'd let the whale head mature to give the juice a better body and mouthfeel. They'd strap it to the hood of a couple snowmobiles while they traveled. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ironfist79@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago You need fresh whale cum. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago Only if the whale was sustainably beached. permalink fedilink source parent