▲ 976 ▼ Call of Daddy (lemmy.ml) submitted 11 months ago by cm0002@piefed.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works 242 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 52 points 11 months ago (5 children) Fellas is it gay to have a kid? permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 10 points 11 months ago (1 child) only if you got a diaper bag without camo permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 4 points 11 months ago Diapers. Butt wipes. Saltines. M4A1 with grenade launcher attachment. Binky. permalink fedilink source parent [–] BandanaBug@piefed.social 4 points 11 months ago Only if it's a boy permalink fedilink source parent [–] sqgl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago If the gays don't have kids we will run out of gays /s permalink fedilink source parent [–] defuse959@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago (1 child) Only if you teach them to be literate. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) What if I'm gay and I can't read? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] defuse959@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 11 months ago Maybe prioritize learning to read over procreation. There will be plenty of kids available when you’re ready. permalink fedilink source parent [–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) Imagine keeping cum as a pet And now that gets to live rent-free in your head just like mine lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] semperverus@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 10 points 11 months ago (1 child) only if you got a diaper bag without camo permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 4 points 11 months ago Diapers. Butt wipes. Saltines. M4A1 with grenade launcher attachment. Binky. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 4 points 11 months ago Diapers. Butt wipes. Saltines. M4A1 with grenade launcher attachment. Binky. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BandanaBug@piefed.social 4 points 11 months ago Only if it's a boy permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sqgl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago If the gays don't have kids we will run out of gays /s permalink fedilink source parent
[–] defuse959@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago (1 child) Only if you teach them to be literate. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) What if I'm gay and I can't read? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] defuse959@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 11 months ago Maybe prioritize learning to read over procreation. There will be plenty of kids available when you’re ready. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) What if I'm gay and I can't read? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] defuse959@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 11 months ago Maybe prioritize learning to read over procreation. There will be plenty of kids available when you’re ready. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] defuse959@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 11 months ago Maybe prioritize learning to read over procreation. There will be plenty of kids available when you’re ready. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) Imagine keeping cum as a pet And now that gets to live rent-free in your head just like mine lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] semperverus@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago permalink fedilink source parent
