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[–] gnu@lemmy.zip 44 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

People without pocket knives when they want to get into a box:

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[–] kieron115@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

My mom opens chip bags like she's a wrestler ripping their shirt off for the crowd.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

The floor demands her chips!

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