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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"everyday carry" people fantasy: the lights went out but we have to open that box and sign this form. We're doomed!! Who can save us!?!

reality: I guess I will just do it later.

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[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 year ago

Real reality: I've got a torch on my phone, that light is never getting fixed

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Reality is the box can be opened by hand, everyone in the room has a flashlight on their phone and the form can now be esigned on a phone.

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