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Diogenes is the most based person who ever existed, fight me (lemmy.world)
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[–] 22 points 3 years ago (1 child)

Wasn't he in like a barrel? That he also used as a masterbatorium?

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  • [–] 26 points 3 years ago

    He only used it as a masterbatorium after getting caught jerking off in public one too many times. When asked about it, he is quoted as replying "If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly."

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