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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender (www.theonion.com)

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[–] wick@lemm.ee 54 points 2 years ago (1 child)

They published another piece https://www.theonion.com/men-s-rights-activists-defend-russell-brand-1850850435

“He waved his hands enough in that video for me to consider him innocent.” - Gregory Marsh, Animal Control Officer

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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 69 points 2 years ago (3 children)

“I would stake my reputation on the fact that Russell Brand is a good man.”

Andrew Tate, Trafficker

Chefs kiss

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[–] vortexsurfer@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

“Look, I don’t know what to tell you, I love sexual assault and I hate women, and that’s just how it is.”

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[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

I recognized Andrew Tate and (obviously) Russell Brand in there. Were any of the others real people? I'm bettng there were probably at least a couple others I'm just too out of the loop to recognize.

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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago

Not that I noticed but who fking knows

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[–] clanginator@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

My favorite was the last:

"His long hair and tight pants make him too feminine for me to view him with any empathy."

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