Ok, you're both psychos.

4 minutes isn't going to turn a normal hot dog into something cold. It's going to take at least a minute or two just to be cool enough not to burn your mouth if it just came off a grill, frying pan or out of boiling water.

But, if you're eating a hotdog that has been sitting around for an hour and it's still warm, it most likely contains unacceptably high levels of plutonium.