The cosmic vibrations oozing from the world wide web of ectoplasm are hinting that perhaps you may just not be overly enthused by the calibre of mystical and mysterious articles of unknown origin being posted to this community ..mmmm?
OK..What about a crop circle then?.. Crop circles are relatively harmless, unless you are a stalk of grain that is, would a report on one of these brighten your day?
If so..How's about two crop circles?
Yip, there have been two new crop circles reported in Wiltshire recently... Are crop circles any better?
If not, there are rumours that an Abominable Big Foot thingy has been sighted around the Midlands, and don't forget we always have Nessie, come on who doesn't like to hear a ripping good yarn about The Beastie? 🙄😁