Was at a suite hotel in Schaumburg, IL on a business trip.

My glasses fell off while I was asleep and in the morning, reached behind the bed to find them and came up with used hair curlers.

I replaced them with a dated note reading "I don't think they clean here often."

I bet it's still there...

Another trip, same hotel (booked by my company, I had no choice), the room smelled like something died. They did move us to a different room.