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[–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Despite a late start to the day owing to the crushing of candies in bed, I have broken my fast with long evenly shredded starch, and most importantly, ventured out to procure cow milk.

The service of Force's nipples is no longer required.

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  • [+] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Lately I'm feeling like y'all are only interested in me for my nipples 😞

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    First you offered us microwaved potato, then you introduced us to fish in a tin. It is only natural that you provide us with a drink to wash it all down.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I am concerned that this drink might come from... another body part.

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