▲ 577 ▼ I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife. (lemmy.world) submitted 1 year ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world 247 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] TauZero@mander.xyz 35 points 1 year ago (5 children) The town's undertaker embalms everyone who does not embalm themselves. Who embalms the undertaker? permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 year ago Always two there are, a master and an apprentice. permalink fedilink source parent [–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 child) The undertaker's understudy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Denjin@lemmings.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children) The under-under-taker permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* If the under-under-taker is Australian, would it then be the down-under-under-under-taker? permalink fedilink source parent [–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago If you’re a trucker on CB radio, you could overtake the underundertaker, over. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 year ago (2 children) Every undertaker is morally oblieged to cary instructions for his job and when death knocks the person who finds the undertaker has to be the next one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] davidgro@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago The underclause permalink fedilink source parent [–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago THE Undertaker is morally obliged to throw Mankind off of Hell in a Cell should they ever cross paths there again. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Rebecca_Corndogs@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago As an embalmer, I will be cremated. If people knew what we do to them when we embalm, fewer people would choose it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago Embalmception permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 year ago Always two there are, a master and an apprentice. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 child) The undertaker's understudy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Denjin@lemmings.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children) The under-under-taker permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* If the under-under-taker is Australian, would it then be the down-under-under-under-taker? permalink fedilink source parent [–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago If you’re a trucker on CB radio, you could overtake the underundertaker, over. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children) The under-under-taker permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* If the under-under-taker is Australian, would it then be the down-under-under-under-taker? permalink fedilink source parent [–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago If you’re a trucker on CB radio, you could overtake the underundertaker, over. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* If the under-under-taker is Australian, would it then be the down-under-under-under-taker? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago If you’re a trucker on CB radio, you could overtake the underundertaker, over. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 year ago (2 children) Every undertaker is morally oblieged to cary instructions for his job and when death knocks the person who finds the undertaker has to be the next one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] davidgro@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago The underclause permalink fedilink source parent [–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago THE Undertaker is morally obliged to throw Mankind off of Hell in a Cell should they ever cross paths there again. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago THE Undertaker is morally obliged to throw Mankind off of Hell in a Cell should they ever cross paths there again. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rebecca_Corndogs@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago As an embalmer, I will be cremated. If people knew what we do to them when we embalm, fewer people would choose it. permalink fedilink source parent
