August 22nd, 2023. History occurs on Lemmy.world

I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can’t take up too much space. What food do I pack?

OP is very much focused on answers and taking this very seriously. They mean business, about not doing their business.

But, in their steadfast preparation they make a fatal flaw...

[ANSWERED] How long does it take your body to process and excrete gummy worms, and how to make it faster? [URGENT AND SERIOUS RESPONSE REQUIRED]

The memes came in hot.

What makes Lemmy feel like home After day 3 Lemmy users in 3 days

A tragedy

3 Days? Supermarket shelves in 3 days

Title required

I hate pooping

Poo

I’m sorryy :(

Yeah!.. No uh pooping!

Built different

It’s a struggle

Shitty Situation

Collapsing an entire industry

Created a new Lemmy user manual

Putin’s address to the nation - OP "is that a threat?"

No 🚽 where we’re going

Respect the poop guy, him who goes to a honorable quest

Lemmy right now

OP seemed to enjoy them

More notable moments:

Things are looking dire, OP still seeking advice the next day

Is this all a part of some spiritual journey for OP?

A fan asks for a photo.

The community gave OP their everlasting support.

Did they accomplish their goal?? I DID IT

Maybe, the journey is not at it's end yet... They asked for advice about ramen, and calcium tablets...

The community still waits with baited breath...

Godspeed, u/mizu6079 o7