Because their language is made of hate

They are the French. Don't expect them to be reasonable.

You almost had me there with your frogeater logic.

It comes from Latin "malum terrae", which has been attested in French since 1488 to designate various tuber or bulb plants

There were enough red flags, but I should have seen more of them tbh

That's just another reason why homeschooling is a bad idea.

"She didn't know what a logarithm was!"

If they used this book to teach biology, one should hit the teacher instead.