Filling the rest of your tier list:
- Mercury: just a rock ball, even some moons are bigger smh (F tier)
- Venus: nature's biggest prank so far, well played (A tier)
- Earth: home sweet home, def not biased (S tier)
- Jupiter: the reason Venus is like this, bad bro (D tier)
- Saturn: the reason Jupiter didn't mess up Earth too, good bro (S tier)
- Uranus: literally who? (no tier 'cause I forgot it exists)
- Neptune: fishin' for 'em moons, nice (B tier)