bugs only appear saturdays at 9pm.

AI would like to have a word salad with you..

Agreed, if this is you: it's a very apparent skill issue.

Programming is not about typing until something works, it's about problem solving.

It turns out to solve problems you need to understand the problem in order to determine it's solution. Don't understand it? It's not solved yet.

Checkmate, at my job, the specs (an excel file) is broken before whatever we can do.

You don’t need to prove how it works; just that it does work.