▲ 942 ▼ The forbidden peach. (lemmy.ca) submitted 2 years ago by Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca to c/memes@lemmy.ml 30 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] RelativeArea0@lemmy.ml 143 points 2 years ago (2 children) permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 88 points 2 years ago (2 children) God: Hardwires brain chemistry to make freaky shit desirable and pleasurable Also God: Ew stop doing freaky shit permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago* No, that's the devils work! Also God: I made the devil permalink fedilink source parent [–] fosforus@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 years ago (1 child) Also God: I made humans in my image permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago God has a small willy then permalink fedilink source parent [–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (2 children) I have conjunctivitis in both eyes right now from eating arse too enthusiastically. I will do it again as soon as possible. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 13 points 2 years ago* (2 children) How the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca [S] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child) You gotta get right IN there, or else you're just wasting everyone's time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] DLSchichtl@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca [S] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Gotta tounge punch that fartbox like Muhammad Ali, then when she's all warmed up to ya, go full Mike Tyson. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] DLSchichtl@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent [–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Yeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Yes sir. permalink fedilink source parent [–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago Dental. Dam. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 88 points 2 years ago (2 children) God: Hardwires brain chemistry to make freaky shit desirable and pleasurable Also God: Ew stop doing freaky shit permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago* No, that's the devils work! Also God: I made the devil permalink fedilink source parent [–] fosforus@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 years ago (1 child) Also God: I made humans in my image permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago God has a small willy then permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago* No, that's the devils work! Also God: I made the devil permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fosforus@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 years ago (1 child) Also God: I made humans in my image permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago God has a small willy then permalink fedilink source parent
[–] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago God has a small willy then permalink fedilink source parent
[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (2 children) I have conjunctivitis in both eyes right now from eating arse too enthusiastically. I will do it again as soon as possible. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 13 points 2 years ago* (2 children) How the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca [S] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child) You gotta get right IN there, or else you're just wasting everyone's time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] DLSchichtl@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca [S] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Gotta tounge punch that fartbox like Muhammad Ali, then when she's all warmed up to ya, go full Mike Tyson. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] DLSchichtl@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent [–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Yeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Yes sir. permalink fedilink source parent [–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago Dental. Dam. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 13 points 2 years ago* (2 children) How the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca [S] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child) You gotta get right IN there, or else you're just wasting everyone's time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] DLSchichtl@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca [S] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Gotta tounge punch that fartbox like Muhammad Ali, then when she's all warmed up to ya, go full Mike Tyson. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] DLSchichtl@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent [–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Yeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Yes sir. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca [S] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child) You gotta get right IN there, or else you're just wasting everyone's time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] DLSchichtl@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca [S] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Gotta tounge punch that fartbox like Muhammad Ali, then when she's all warmed up to ya, go full Mike Tyson. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] DLSchichtl@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent
[+] DLSchichtl@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca [S] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Gotta tounge punch that fartbox like Muhammad Ali, then when she's all warmed up to ya, go full Mike Tyson. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] DLSchichtl@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca [S] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Gotta tounge punch that fartbox like Muhammad Ali, then when she's all warmed up to ya, go full Mike Tyson. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] DLSchichtl@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent
[+] DLSchichtl@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Yeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Yes sir. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Yes sir. permalink fedilink source parent
