▲ 743 ▼ "Smugly" (startrek.website) submitted 2 years ago by Stamets@startrek.website to c/memes@lemmy.ml 45 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Gleddified@lemmy.ca 69 points 2 years ago (3 children) "Plunging"? I call BS, isn't lava way too thick for that? permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 56 points 2 years ago (2 children) Your mom's too thick to plunge permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (1 child) Thank God I have a snake! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Roundcat@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) But what if that anaconda don't want none? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I keep coming back and laughing at your comment. I literally only had a drain snake on my mind. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Boom roasted. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (6 children) I’m pretty sure you’d lose more than just your arm if you were close enough to lava to “plunge” any sort of member into it. Lava is typically 1300 F/700 C. Just exposure to the heated air around it would instantly burn you all over permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] Roundcat@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 years ago (1 child) Am Anikin. Can confirm. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) Did you try spinning? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's a good trick. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago Whoopee! permalink fedilink source parent [–] pillars_in_the_trees@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 child) You can actually walk on some lava (with boots.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Gerbler@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago Imagine slipping permalink fedilink source parent [–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 17 points 2 years ago (1 child) Nah I've been a few feet from flowing lava. It's really really hot, but not like, instant death hot. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) A few feet, eh? Move one big step closer and tell me how it feels permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago You can do this for yourself at Volcano national Park in Hawai'i. If they still let people into the lava field. We got close enough to poke the new lava with sticks. It's tolerable unless you make the mistake of standing directly over it. Also if you go take flashlights, it's no fun trying to navigate a lava field by moonlight. permalink fedilink source parent [–] nik282000@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) I work at a blast furnace, you can get alarmingly close to liquid iron before you are permanently injured. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago Thank you and your apprentices for quantifying this threshold. permalink fedilink source parent [–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago It's fine as long as you have the high ground. permalink fedilink source parent [–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Nope permalink fedilink source parent [–] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yeah. It's molten rock. You can't sink or plunge into it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Sup3rlativ3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Just like you can't plunge your arm into melted ice... xD permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 56 points 2 years ago (2 children) Your mom's too thick to plunge permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (1 child) Thank God I have a snake! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Roundcat@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) But what if that anaconda don't want none? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I keep coming back and laughing at your comment. I literally only had a drain snake on my mind. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Boom roasted. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (1 child) Thank God I have a snake! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Roundcat@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) But what if that anaconda don't want none? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I keep coming back and laughing at your comment. I literally only had a drain snake on my mind. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Roundcat@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) But what if that anaconda don't want none? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I keep coming back and laughing at your comment. I literally only had a drain snake on my mind. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I keep coming back and laughing at your comment. I literally only had a drain snake on my mind. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (6 children) I’m pretty sure you’d lose more than just your arm if you were close enough to lava to “plunge” any sort of member into it. Lava is typically 1300 F/700 C. Just exposure to the heated air around it would instantly burn you all over permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] Roundcat@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 years ago (1 child) Am Anikin. Can confirm. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) Did you try spinning? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's a good trick. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago Whoopee! permalink fedilink source parent [–] pillars_in_the_trees@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 child) You can actually walk on some lava (with boots.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Gerbler@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago Imagine slipping permalink fedilink source parent [–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 17 points 2 years ago (1 child) Nah I've been a few feet from flowing lava. It's really really hot, but not like, instant death hot. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) A few feet, eh? Move one big step closer and tell me how it feels permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago You can do this for yourself at Volcano national Park in Hawai'i. If they still let people into the lava field. We got close enough to poke the new lava with sticks. It's tolerable unless you make the mistake of standing directly over it. Also if you go take flashlights, it's no fun trying to navigate a lava field by moonlight. permalink fedilink source parent [–] nik282000@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) I work at a blast furnace, you can get alarmingly close to liquid iron before you are permanently injured. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago Thank you and your apprentices for quantifying this threshold. permalink fedilink source parent [–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago It's fine as long as you have the high ground. permalink fedilink source parent [–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Nope permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Roundcat@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 years ago (1 child) Am Anikin. Can confirm. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) Did you try spinning? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's a good trick. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago Whoopee! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) Did you try spinning? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's a good trick. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago Whoopee! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's a good trick. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago Whoopee! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pillars_in_the_trees@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 child) You can actually walk on some lava (with boots.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Gerbler@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago Imagine slipping permalink fedilink source parent
[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 17 points 2 years ago (1 child) Nah I've been a few feet from flowing lava. It's really really hot, but not like, instant death hot. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) A few feet, eh? Move one big step closer and tell me how it feels permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago You can do this for yourself at Volcano national Park in Hawai'i. If they still let people into the lava field. We got close enough to poke the new lava with sticks. It's tolerable unless you make the mistake of standing directly over it. Also if you go take flashlights, it's no fun trying to navigate a lava field by moonlight. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) A few feet, eh? Move one big step closer and tell me how it feels permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago You can do this for yourself at Volcano national Park in Hawai'i. If they still let people into the lava field. We got close enough to poke the new lava with sticks. It's tolerable unless you make the mistake of standing directly over it. Also if you go take flashlights, it's no fun trying to navigate a lava field by moonlight. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago You can do this for yourself at Volcano national Park in Hawai'i. If they still let people into the lava field. We got close enough to poke the new lava with sticks. It's tolerable unless you make the mistake of standing directly over it. Also if you go take flashlights, it's no fun trying to navigate a lava field by moonlight. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nik282000@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) I work at a blast furnace, you can get alarmingly close to liquid iron before you are permanently injured. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago Thank you and your apprentices for quantifying this threshold. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago Thank you and your apprentices for quantifying this threshold. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago It's fine as long as you have the high ground. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Nope permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yeah. It's molten rock. You can't sink or plunge into it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Sup3rlativ3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Just like you can't plunge your arm into melted ice... xD permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Sup3rlativ3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Just like you can't plunge your arm into melted ice... xD permalink fedilink source parent