▲ 23 ▼ What's the deal the miracles jesus chose to do? (lemmy.world) submitted 1 year ago by Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world 50 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[+] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children) The fig tree is symbolic of the apple tree in the garden of Eden. Jesus cursing the tree to not bear fruit shows how he has come to stop original sin. And if you buy that bullshit I just made up, you'll really enjoy church. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Nah, Jesus ate a bunch of figs, shit his brains out, then used his god powers to curse the fig tree for making him shit his brains out. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] oo1@lemmings.world 2 points 1 year ago It was a typo, he actually cursed gifs because he was sick of all the memes. permalink fedilink source parent [+] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) My contribution is just as valid, unless you're looking to hear from people who read the original Aramaic. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] jerkface@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago He was literally hangry. Immediately after he curses the out-of-season tree, he goes into the temple and has his famous hissy fit, overturning tables and shit. It's basically the ultimate Snickers commercial. Read for yourself: 12 And on the morrow, when they were come from Bethany, he was hungry: 13 And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet. 14 And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever. And his disciples heard it. 15 And they come to Jerusalem: and Jesus went into the temple, and began to cast out them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves; permalink fedilink source parent [–] corvett@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago Figs are sweet, and in the old testament were a symbol for wisdom, especially wisdom from your teacher. Jesus was condemning the corrupt religious mafia that was in cahoots with the Romans and Herod, and not doing its job in teaching and being a blessing to the people. permalink fedilink source parent [–] civilcoder@lemm.ee 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) It‘s a tree that bears no fruit. Well-looking but not nourishing. It‘s traditioned literature for a reason. But reject the meaning and consume whatever you like, everyone permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] civilcoder@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) You mean depression is not just a modern word but a modern concept (it did not exist before)? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children) The fig tree is symbolic of the apple tree in the garden of Eden. Jesus cursing the tree to not bear fruit shows how he has come to stop original sin. And if you buy that bullshit I just made up, you'll really enjoy church. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Nah, Jesus ate a bunch of figs, shit his brains out, then used his god powers to curse the fig tree for making him shit his brains out. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] oo1@lemmings.world 2 points 1 year ago It was a typo, he actually cursed gifs because he was sick of all the memes. permalink fedilink source parent [+] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) My contribution is just as valid, unless you're looking to hear from people who read the original Aramaic. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] jerkface@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Nah, Jesus ate a bunch of figs, shit his brains out, then used his god powers to curse the fig tree for making him shit his brains out. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] oo1@lemmings.world 2 points 1 year ago It was a typo, he actually cursed gifs because he was sick of all the memes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] oo1@lemmings.world 2 points 1 year ago It was a typo, he actually cursed gifs because he was sick of all the memes. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) My contribution is just as valid, unless you're looking to hear from people who read the original Aramaic. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] jerkface@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) My contribution is just as valid, unless you're looking to hear from people who read the original Aramaic. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] jerkface@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent
[+] jerkface@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago He was literally hangry. Immediately after he curses the out-of-season tree, he goes into the temple and has his famous hissy fit, overturning tables and shit. It's basically the ultimate Snickers commercial. Read for yourself: 12 And on the morrow, when they were come from Bethany, he was hungry: 13 And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet. 14 And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever. And his disciples heard it. 15 And they come to Jerusalem: and Jesus went into the temple, and began to cast out them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves; permalink fedilink source parent
[–] corvett@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago Figs are sweet, and in the old testament were a symbol for wisdom, especially wisdom from your teacher. Jesus was condemning the corrupt religious mafia that was in cahoots with the Romans and Herod, and not doing its job in teaching and being a blessing to the people. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] civilcoder@lemm.ee 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) It‘s a tree that bears no fruit. Well-looking but not nourishing. It‘s traditioned literature for a reason. But reject the meaning and consume whatever you like, everyone permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] civilcoder@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) You mean depression is not just a modern word but a modern concept (it did not exist before)? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent
[+] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] civilcoder@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) You mean depression is not just a modern word but a modern concept (it did not exist before)? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] civilcoder@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) You mean depression is not just a modern word but a modern concept (it did not exist before)? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent
[+] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent