just because I went Comp Sci when they went aerospace doesn't mean I'm bad at math.
And the math has always said that all it takes is 1/4th of a ball bearing at orbital speeds to turn a satellite into a cloud of millions of shards of ridiculously fast shrapnel.
You can literally see the results in any physics simulation you care to try
The problem why you are unconvinced is you don't understand the mass given to every object at orbital speeds and all of your personal experience has been with relatively slow moving things like race cars and jets.
This is literally a case of you being too ignorant to understand the danger while simultaneously being so arrogant as to dismiss the quietly whispered warnings of terrified experts.
Ah, just like reddit