Fun fact: countries consist of more than one city.

Additional information: there are cultural differences between different regions in the same country, even between different cities and towns in the same region! Imagine that!

Well alright, but have you considered that Voltaire is really good?

Yeah, if you only do touristy stuff you're gonna have a bad time. It's like saying NYC sucks when you've only visited Time Square.

Reparle de paris encore une seule fois batard et j'enverrai ta tête tellement loin qu'elle aura le temps de faire tout le tour de la dinguerie géologique et culturelle qu'est la France avant de retomber dans le Limousin où ta tête finira ses jours paisiblement entourée de jolies vaches.