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[–] 383 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I want this to be true so bad.

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  • [–] 57 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    We can make it true. See how easy that is?

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Oh yeah! I forgot thats how it works these days, you can just make anything a fact now.

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    I still can't get over how it must feel to just spout whatever bullshit comes off the top of your head and know that at least about a million people are going to truly believe it without question, no convincing, no arguing, just "it's true." "Yup."

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  • [–] 54 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    It's not though, right? Hard to say.

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  • [–] 70 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It's definitely not true, although it is funny to think about.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    It's almost better if it's not true. That will probably piss off Trump even more, because they are lying but so many people will believe them and troll him with it.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Apparently he just answers unknown numbers on his private phone during meetings in the oval office, and quite a few people have that number. Someone should send him the link to the meme.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It's obviously not true, if they were to do that to him then he would absolutely be ranting about it on truthsocial and calling for an all out war on China... At which point we'd see the signal chats because hegseth would have added at least 3 outside people to it.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I'm not so sure. For clarity, I don't think it's true either, but, if it was, he probably wouldn't tell anyone about it, because, the fact that they could do that to him makes him look weak. If there's one thing a narcissist will chew off their own toes to avoid, it's looking weak in front of people. It's the same reason he uses bronzer and hair dye.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    It's about as true as the Trump claims that the Chinese are calling about a trade deal.

    Both sides are actually nglike they are standing off, but both are trying to get things resolved in secret.

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